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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 19:41:14 GMT
Whistler made me laugh on the leo thread (about my dad in a previous life), but I did not want to disrupt the thread flow, besides which I could do with a laugh, so this is take the p**s out of Stewart thread. I always laugh at myself, it cheers me up. That is one reason why I do magic. It gets people to laugh - at me not with me - but a laugh is still a laugh. (I said this to my daughter and she now goes around telling everyone this ) I am being serious by the way, give me your best jokes about me - and dont worry I will not be offended. I may even judge the responses and send the winner a small mystery prize. (two tones of ripe horse manure on order). Please be brave, work through your fears, and have a go. Go on - you know you want to.
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 19:56:03 GMT
There we go the race is on, we have an early leader in the middle of the field, but which way does he go?
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Post by leonardo on Dec 16, 2004 19:57:27 GMT
Stewart.
I voted "lost" because back then we all were. At least that what my guru tells me. ;D
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 19:59:14 GMT
Leo
Loose the seriousness, that is a firm request (but thanks for the info). You now owe me a joke, no make that two, and they must be about me.
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Post by leonardo on Dec 16, 2004 20:04:18 GMT
Ok, Ill try one for now.
Two Stewart Edwards walk into a pub. You would have thought that at least one of them would have seen it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 20:19:33 GMT
keeerchuung - one point to Leo.
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Post by staffs on Dec 16, 2004 20:35:45 GMT
Styewart can you change alter a pain in the ass to
"A pain in the Ass to Stuart and Mike " and i think i will vote for that one
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Post by staffs on Dec 16, 2004 20:37:39 GMT
Stewart.It has been much noticed that yoiu are indeed posting here a lot more.
May we inquire as to the gradual change of heart ??
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 21:08:15 GMT
Staff
That is at least two jokes you owe me now for being serious.
But to answer your question. Since this forums formation I have flicked it at least a couple of times a day. But for various reasons I prefer to focus my energies in one place. At the time of this forums formation I decided that in the short term I would stay put posting wise. And some of the threads here have been a real personal challenge for me not to post. I am just beginning to come to the conclusion that tfm may not be able to recover what it has lost as its place where real illumination shines. It certainly shined on me there before as I learnt so much and grew so much from it. I just dont like fractures, Freemasonry has enough of them. Though I accept that sometimes they are unfortunately necessary.
I mean Staffs, I went to tfm totally lost and looking for help on several issues relating to freemasonry. I received it (both on and off forum), and because of this it has a very special place in my heart. In many ways it was one of the keys which helped me knock at the door and come to know myself better.
But if I get drawn too much by the light here, I will have to let go there, for some very practical reasons - time. And that is a difficult decision to take, though it is becoming easier. I just dont like walking away.
Does that make any sense? And two jokes remember.
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 21:11:13 GMT
And my a s s is now hurting, as the tables turn as the first furlong is passed.
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Post by staffs on Dec 16, 2004 21:20:13 GMT
Ok Stewart just the one joke for now but i am sorry if you find it too rude.
I am sure you remember the "Chuckle Brothers" slapstickentertainers.
Well what do the Chuckle Brothers say when they are having simultaneous sex with a girl :
"To Me " To You to me to you to me to you
no
well what about Leo with TWO virgins.
There you have two but i will email you some better ones
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Post by leonardo on Dec 16, 2004 21:26:11 GMT
Just two ;D ;D
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 21:30:10 GMT
Staffs
Please let me slap your wrists. The joke must be on me. This is important.
All
There is an esoteric angle to this which I have alluded to in this thread. Think of it as a treasure hunt.
And from what I can tell it is relevant to at least some parts of Freemasonry. Though possibly not Craft, except possibly Bristol and some comasonry. But this is just a guess - so I really could be wrong (on the Masonic bit).
I will explain how doing this will have benefited you, as individuals directly, but not quite yet.
Ordinarily making fun of people is a no no for obvious reasons, but please do it here. Trust me on this one for the moment.
Tomorrow night I will explain clearly, and hopefully you will have something to reflect on - an early (nice) christmas present.
Actually I have probably just ba****ed the lesson by explaining so much, but hopfully not too much.
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Post by leonardo on Dec 16, 2004 21:41:16 GMT
Looking forward to that Stewart.
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 21:53:18 GMT
But to benefit or even possibly understand my explanation you really must make a joke about me. It really is fundamentally important.
the Poll was just to give you some working material in case you needed it.
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 22:18:36 GMT
the horses are flagging at the second furlong. Come on I never had a humorous side before I encountered Freemasonry, this really is important. If you dont make fun of me, it will be much more difficult/not possible for you to understand when I explain.
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Post by middlepillar on Dec 16, 2004 22:18:50 GMT
Stewart Edwards went into a bakery and asked for two loaves of White Sliced Bread, the assistant replied we only have brown. Stewart then said "Thats okay i've got my bike outside!"
Stewart, I voted Lost.
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Post by middlepillar on Dec 16, 2004 22:21:32 GMT
What do you get when you cross Stewart Edwards with a Masonic Discussion Forum? Confused
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 22:21:32 GMT
keerching one point to Middlepillar, who now ties with Leo.
The inside and outside are rather windy however, can another push up past the leaders?
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Post by a on Dec 16, 2004 22:22:54 GMT
Tried to modify my post above but for some reason I was not allowed by the system. It must be excited over the race.
Middlepillar storms out in the lead. Can anyone catch him?
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