A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, and studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied,"You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes my son...and they walked everywhere they went!"
TWO MEXICANS HAD BEEN LOST IN THE DESERT FOR OVER TWO WEEKS. THEY WERE STARVING AND CLOSE TO DEATH .ALL OF A SUDDEN PEPE TURNS TO PACO AND SAYS ,"PACO MY FREEND WE IS A SAVED "I CAN SEE A BACON TREE . IT IS COVERED IN LOVELY STREAKY BACON ,I WILL GO AND GET US SOME . AS FAST AS HE CAN PEPE RUNS TOWARDS THE BACON TREE ,BUT JUST AS HE GETS NEAR IT HE GETS CUT DOWN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS. PACO SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER NEAR HIM AND CALLS " PEPE MY FREEND IS YOU HOKAY" ?. QUICK RUN PACO SAYS, TO PEPE ITS NOT A BACON TREE ITS A "HAMBUSH ".
Best Worst Joke Ever!
S & F, Philip Carter / The Quarry / If there is anything in the universe that can't stand discussion, let it crack (Wendell Phillips)
omni: In my Lodge the Secretary is a hugh bully along with control issues. if anyone even asks a question he files masonic charges against them. He controls members mostly because they are afraid of him.
Apr 16, 2018 1:07:49 GMT
The Ancient: To omni: Grow some balls, that lodge is yours as well as every member in that lodge. If you are right, its not your problem. Nobody likes the ugliness of masonic charges. Light will always illuminate darkness, don't be afraid, be a better man.
May 27, 2018 15:37:09 GMT
The Ancient: Oh, I am a new member and just wanted to say hi...
May 27, 2018 15:39:10 GMT