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Post by leonardo on Oct 6, 2007 14:47:58 GMT
Here's one of my new favourites.
DAD JOKE
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it."
A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, and studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut!"
The young man waited a moment and replied,"You know dad, I've been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."
His father replied, "Yes my son...and they walked everywhere they went!"
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Tamrin
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Post by Tamrin on Aug 12, 2008 8:31:27 GMT
Two Mexicans
TWO MEXICANS HAD BEEN LOST IN THE DESERT FOR OVER TWO WEEKS. THEY WERE STARVING AND CLOSE TO DEATH .ALL OF A SUDDEN PEPE TURNS TO PACO AND SAYS ,"PACO MY FREEND WE IS A SAVED "I CAN SEE A BACON TREE . IT IS COVERED IN LOVELY STREAKY BACON ,I WILL GO AND GET US SOME . AS FAST AS HE CAN PEPE RUNS TOWARDS THE BACON TREE ,BUT JUST AS HE GETS NEAR IT HE GETS CUT DOWN IN A HAIL OF BULLETS. PACO SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER NEAR HIM AND CALLS " PEPE MY FREEND IS YOU HOKAY" ?. QUICK RUN PACO SAYS, TO PEPE ITS NOT A BACON TREE ITS A "HAMBUSH ". Best Worst Joke Ever!
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Post by aaronmark on Apr 21, 2011 13:03:41 GMT
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