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Post by middlepillar on Jan 9, 2005 17:40:40 GMT
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staffs
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Post by staffs on Jan 9, 2005 17:43:25 GMT
Bit like the forumcolours eh chris.
in your profile when you cahnge the clock you must click the update button
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Post by middlepillar on Jan 9, 2005 18:03:12 GMT
If I keep hitting the nail with the hammer it willllll go in! Honest Guv ;D I have definitely cracked it this time
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Post by leonardo on Jan 10, 2005 13:49:57 GMT
Kids returned to school today! "When you're smiling, when you're smiling. The whole world smiles with you"
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Post by whistler on Jan 11, 2005 1:17:22 GMT
To see the following posting from a tired old Masonic War Horse 'When I joined, the only two of these I was even aware of was the social and the charitable. The regalia turn out to be very nice, and the esoteric and "upper symbolism" have yet to touch my life" Remember the pictures of the old horse drawn hearses in the olden days, the horses in magnificent regalia and ornate blinkers.
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Post by roberthlamar on Jan 11, 2005 1:25:30 GMT
Well same thought.
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bod
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Post by bod on Jan 12, 2005 8:35:20 GMT
Made me wince, not smile, but had to share it...
Woman tore off ex-lover's testicle 11 January 2005 A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover's testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: "That's yours."
Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones' shorts. In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: "I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. "Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: "I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, 'That's yours', and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand." Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution's version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.
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Post by Trinityman on Jan 12, 2005 14:17:36 GMT
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Post by offramp on Jan 13, 2005 2:33:05 GMT
He was lucky it happened in winter. In summer she could have had them both off.
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Post by whistler on Jan 14, 2005 10:12:13 GMT
Smile, I have been laughing like a drain since reading Artarnis's post It reads like a Monty Python script. "I have got hold of a written 3rd degree LDH (Le Droit Humaine) ritual in Greek"
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 12:46:13 GMT
Smile, I have been laughing like a drain since reading Artarnis's post It reads like a Monty Python script. "I have got hold of a written 3rd degree LDH (Le Droit Humaine) ritual in Greek" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D You mean like a "Greek tragedy"
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