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Post by leonardo on Jan 13, 2005 19:28:09 GMT
If you've ever though you're spelling was bad, read on!
An Owed to the Spelling Checker
I have a spelling checker
It came with my Pea Sea
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.
Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.
A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when aye rime.
Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule
The checker pour o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.
Be fore a veiling checkers
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if were lacks or have a laps,
We wood be maid to wine.
Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know faults with in my cite,
Of non eye am a wear.
Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped words fare as hear.
To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should be proud.
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaws are knot aloud.
Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft ware four pea seas.
And why I brake in two averse
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Michael
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Post by Michael on Jan 14, 2005 12:18:27 GMT
I'm becoming more and more worried about you
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 12:33:01 GMT
I'm becoming more and more worried about you My wife makes similar comments on a daily basis ;D ;D
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bod
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Post by bod on Jan 14, 2005 12:33:27 GMT
Becoming? Gw'arn, you're way behind the rest of us...... ;D
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 12:36:41 GMT
And my wife ;D
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Michael
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Post by Michael on Jan 14, 2005 12:39:12 GMT
I'v been behind for years - I like the view.
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 12:52:10 GMT
This reminds me of the saying "Some are born to lead". Personaly I'm happier following the right people. Finding the right people is the problem however
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Michael
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Post by Michael on Jan 14, 2005 12:53:49 GMT
I'd follow you any where Leo. If only out of curiosity
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 15:12:12 GMT
I'd follow you any where Leo. If only out of curiosity What a sad life you must lead ;D Didn't a cat die from its curiosity? I wouldn't like to be responsible for that. I mean, what would Tylorman do to me? ;D
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Michael
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Post by Michael on Jan 14, 2005 15:14:45 GMT
Wot you and taylorsman get up to in your own tim is up to you
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Post by leonardo on Jan 14, 2005 15:16:59 GMT
;D ;D
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