ruffashlar
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Lodge Milncroft No. 1515 (GLoS), Govanhill Royal Arch Chapter 523 (S.G.R.A.C.S.)
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Post by ruffashlar on Nov 23, 2005 12:45:16 GMT
I posted this a while ago, somewhere, can't remember where now. Can anyone do any better?
A builder named Hiram Abiff Was told by three Fellowcrafts if He didn't explain His two b...s they would cane, And that left him feeling quite stiff.
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Post by taylorsman on Nov 23, 2005 12:58:10 GMT
Absolutely brilliant Ruff! ;D
just the thing before I go of to do late shift on a dreich November day!
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ruffashlar
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Post by ruffashlar on Feb 23, 2006 20:53:54 GMT
This one brings a new meaning to the phrase working tools:-
The apprentice's maul, gauge and chisel Teach you :"Work up a storm at a drizzle!" So consistently chip As you'd pray, nosh and kip - Or we'll whistle the bristle off your pizzle!
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