Post by imakegarb on Jan 30, 2009 4:35:20 GMT
Lookie what a deliiiiiiiiightful piece of hate arrived, bulk postage paid and addressed to "Box Holder" with no return address, in my mailbox today:
I am surely glad the International Literature Ministry of Roseburg, OR, are doing their patriotic duty and supporting the US Postal Service (that wrapped-in-a-flag-and-carrying-a-cross-thing, y'know).
And such an informative little booklet, too. For instance, I had no idea Albert Pike planned the War on Terror waaaaaay back in 1871 (says so on page 122). Seems much other drek has been committed by the "Illuminati-Jewish front', "Criminal Bankers" Thaddeus Stevens, the Jesuits, all Catholics, everyone in Vietnam and who fought in the war there, all people in "the High Places", anyone who puts them there and the entire population of the United States of America.
I dare say the only person on earth not somehow responsible for all the ills in this word seems to be the booklet's author (I'm guessing he's Canadian, else he'd fall into that latter group). The only real puzzlement is this is the second edition, so it sounds like he must be reaching a whole lot of those baaaaaaaaaaaad folk. Or at least anyone with a mailbox. And him all by his lonesome, crying out in the wilderness. Bound to make the dude slight paranoid
This arrival also clues me in that the best hedge in this economy is to buy stock in aluminum foil (remember, always wear the shiny side out )
Now I've got something very cool to show off to my Lodge Brothers. It'll be an especially wonderful piece right before our next meeting, when we plan a baby sacrifice as part of our working in the 666th Degree
I am surely glad the International Literature Ministry of Roseburg, OR, are doing their patriotic duty and supporting the US Postal Service (that wrapped-in-a-flag-and-carrying-a-cross-thing, y'know).
And such an informative little booklet, too. For instance, I had no idea Albert Pike planned the War on Terror waaaaaay back in 1871 (says so on page 122). Seems much other drek has been committed by the "Illuminati-Jewish front', "Criminal Bankers" Thaddeus Stevens, the Jesuits, all Catholics, everyone in Vietnam and who fought in the war there, all people in "the High Places", anyone who puts them there and the entire population of the United States of America.
I dare say the only person on earth not somehow responsible for all the ills in this word seems to be the booklet's author (I'm guessing he's Canadian, else he'd fall into that latter group). The only real puzzlement is this is the second edition, so it sounds like he must be reaching a whole lot of those baaaaaaaaaaaad folk. Or at least anyone with a mailbox. And him all by his lonesome, crying out in the wilderness. Bound to make the dude slight paranoid
This arrival also clues me in that the best hedge in this economy is to buy stock in aluminum foil (remember, always wear the shiny side out )
Now I've got something very cool to show off to my Lodge Brothers. It'll be an especially wonderful piece right before our next meeting, when we plan a baby sacrifice as part of our working in the 666th Degree