To the tune of Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin' (Oklahoma).
Here's a fake leg of pig for your fag-ends! Here's a fake leg of pig for your fag-ends! So the Zelators cry and the Adepts reply "Nay 'tis merely a Sham-Ham-For Ash!"
Freeman of the City of Prince George, British Columbia 4th Degree Order of Skinner & Probyn's 18th Degree A&H Art. Company of Mass, USA Orator of the Planispheres &c &c &c GM, Order of Acrimonious Virgin